Contact Me: The Low-Latency Connection
Welcome! If you’ve made it this far, you’ve successfully navigated my architecture, which is a great sign. The truth is, I stay pretty busy optimizing sites and debugging Python scripts that run at 3 AM. Therefore, my time is a scarce resource, and I treat my communications like a perfectly tuned priority queue.
Before you hit send, remember: I love building automated solutions that simplify people’s jobs. Don’t ask me a question that a search engine could solve in 500 milliseconds. If you’re here for a serious conversation about architecture, career opportunities, or a brilliant automation hack, read on.
Priority Queue Management (How to Get My Attention)
To ensure your request gets the attention it deserves, please route your query appropriately. High-priority tasks get near-instant cache hits; low-priority tasks get a low TTL and a slower rebuild time.
Highest Priority (The Professional Pipeline)
This channel is reserved for business-critical communications only: job offers, senior technical roles, major consulting proposals, or genuine automation collaboration inquiries. These are treated with the urgency of a server going down.
- For Recruiters and Hiring Managers: If you are serious, please use the provided contact form link on the site (or my professional email). Ensure your subject line is descriptive and includes technical keywords. I prioritize roles that value performance over visual ego.
- For Collaboration: If your project involves Python, low-latency APIs, or achieving a perfect Core Web Vitals score on shared hosting, you have my attention.
Low Priority (The Digital Ether)
For casual networking, general questions, or to share a good meme, social media is your best bet. Because I do SEO, I ensure my professional profiles are perfectly indexed and easy to find.
- The Automation Alchemist is Indexed: I am easily found on all major professional and social platforms. Save us both an HTTP request and a handshake lag: grab your favorite search engine and **just Google me.**
- The Social Approach: You’ll find me discussing Core Web Vitals, the futility of premium WordPress themes, and complex Python scripts. Drop a comment or send a DM.
System Check (Final Checklist Before Sending)
Before initiating contact, please perform a quick self-audit to ensure we maintain our mutual efficiency:
- Is this query about a coding error I posted? (Check the comments first; someone probably already fixed it.)
- Can this answer be found in the WordPress Codex or via a targeted search? (If yes, please self-resolve.)
- Is this a job offer that respects the value of a 100% PageSpeed score? (If yes, proceed immediately.)
I look forward to hearing about your brilliant ideas and your most frustrating enterprise bloat problems. Cheers!